"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog

Bird of peace? The dove Bird of war? The hawk Bird of true love? ..wait for it... .... The swallow *walks offstage

I told her love was all about sacrifice, but she still screamed when she saw the dead goat.

Cat doesn't realize if he succeeds in tripping me on the way downstairs to feed him, we all die.