If a fish died in the ocean... ...does it become a marine corpse?#Animals#Military#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Uh-oh!" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog#Animals#Kids#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Bird of peace? The dove Bird of war? The hawk Bird of true love? ..wait for it... .... The swallow *walks offstage#Animals#Military#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I told her love was all about sacrifice, but she still screamed when she saw the dead goat.#Animals#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Cat doesn't realize if he succeeds in tripping me on the way downstairs to feed him, we all die.#Animals#Dark Humor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp