"Pardon me. Might I murder you with my musket? Yes? Excellent news, kind sir!" - The Very Civil War

if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war

"WE WILL FIGHT TO THE DEATH! After you try this delicious glazed poultry I've prepared for you all." --General Tso

If a fish died in the ocean... ...does it become a marine corpse?