I saw your ""a woman walks into a store joke"" and this is mine A woman walks into a pet store and sees three parrots. She asks the cashier how much is the first parrot and he says, ""This parrot costs $500"". ""$500? Why is it so expensive?"" ""This parrot can dance, sing, say 300 words and can send emails over the web"" ""really? wow! and how much for the second one?"" ""$2000!"" ""$2000?"" ""Yes, that parrot can dance, sing, say 1500 words, send emails, browse the web, use twitter and type texts you dictate on a computer"" ""Wow, fantastic and what about the third one?"" ""The third one costs $200,000"". ""$200,000 ???? What does he do to cost that much?"" ""absolute nothing."" ""Nothing? and why does it costs $200,000"" ""because the other two parrots call him boss"".