- grabs leash - grabs phone - takes dog out for walk - pulls out phone - checks Twitter - walks dog to South America

He is on that bird call website a lot. - My Mom describing me on twitter to older relatives at get-togethers.

I saw your ""a woman walks into a store joke"" and this is mine A woman walks into a pet store and sees three parrots. She asks the cashier how much is the first parrot and he says, ""This parrot costs $500"". ""$500? Why is it so expensive?"" ""This parrot can dance, sing, say 300 words and can send emails over the web"" ""really? wow! and how much for the second one?"" ""$2000!"" ""$2000?"" ""Yes, that parrot can dance, sing, say 1500 words, send emails, browse the web, use twitter and type te…

My own social media I haven't got a computer, but I was told about Facebook and Twitter and am trying to make friends outside Facebook and Twitter while applying the same principles. Every day, I walk down the street and tell passers by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do fort he rest of the day. I give them pictures of my wife, my daughter, my dog and me gardening and on holiday, spending time by the pool. I also listen to their conversations, tel…