A priest, a thief, and a soldier. (Long) A thief, a priest, and a soldier were all in a plane that's about to crash. They each decide to drop something so they can look for it just in case they survive. The priest drops a bible, the thief drops a knife, and the soldier drops a grenade. The plane crashes, and, miraculously, they survive. They go their separate ways and begin to search for their items. The priest is walking around and see's a little girl crying. He says ""Little lady, why are you crying?"" and she looks at him and says ""The holy book came down and killed my Doggy!"" and then she ran away. The thief is trudging about and also see's a little girl crying. He looks at her and says ""Little girl, why are you crying?"" And the little girl screams, ""A knife came from the sky and killed my mommy!"" and then she ran away. Now the soldier is looking for his grenade and sees a little boy laughing. The soldier says, ""Little boy, why are you laughing?"" and the boy says ""My daddy farted and the building blew up!""