DOCTOR: congratulations, it's a boy! *holds up baby tricycle* BICYCLE DAD: what the hell? BICYCLE MOM: *crying*

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat? Look mom, an angel!

The Jewish Dad A Jewish kid asks his dad for $50. His dad replies ""$40?! What the hell do you need $30 for?!""

I never touch baby carrots because I'm afraid the mother will reject them.