One day a priest was walking on a pier when he noticed a guy in a boat fishing He waves to the fisherman, and the fisherman asks him if he'd like to join him in the boat for a little angling. The priest enthusiastically agrees but explains that he's never fished before. The angler says he'll teach him. On his first cast, the priest hauls in a really big fish. The fishermen exclaims, ""Wow! That's a big son of a b****!"" Realizing he's in the presence of a priest, the fisherman says, ""Oh, father…

Oh God, I am coming During a group discussion at Sunday school, a nun asks the children what they think God takes you by when you die. A kid responds, ""I think God takes you by your feet, because once I walked into my parents room and my mom's feet were in the air and she was screaming, ""Oh God, I'm coming!!!

The two at the gate... Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbour & decided to go to a calm place to share the loot equally. One of them suggested a nearby cemetery. As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag. But they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag. Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: ""One For Me, One For U, One For Me, O…

Two Little Boys Decided To Split A Bag Of Oranges In A Cemetery Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor. They decided to go to a quiet place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping over the gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag. A few minutes later, a drunk man on his way home from a bar passed near the cemetery gate and heard a voice…