Jesus has just been hung up on the cross... ...and the crowd that had gathered to see him had dispersed, except for Peter. As Jesus' head finally lolled forward, and his eyes closed, Peter walked down the hill, depressed. He was halfway down the hill when he hears ""Peter! Peter!"" So Peter races back up the hill to see his master one last time. ""Yes My Lord? What is it?"" ""Peter! I...I....uhhh"" Jesus' head again lolls forward and his eyes close. Saddened, Peter marches back down the hill. He is at the bottom when again he hears ""Peter! Peeeettererr!"" So once again, Peter races up the hill to see what it is his master calls for. ""Yes My Lord?! What do you want?"" ""Peter...I...I...uhhh"" Again Jesus' head rolls onto his chest and his eyes close. Peter is disappointed and depressed, so once again, he trudges back down the hill. He arrives at his house and is sitting down to a meal when suddenly, he hears ""PETER!! PEEETTEERR!!"" So Peter sprints up the hill, and by this stage he is annoyed. ""What do you want, My Lord?"" ""Peter, I...I can see my house from here!""