Lord Peter Jokes

Jesus has just been hung up on the cross... ...and the crowd that had gathered to see him had dispersed, except for Peter. As Jesus' head finally lolled forward, and his eyes closed, Peter walked down the hill, depressed. He was halfway down the hill when he hears ""Peter! Peter!"" So Peter races back up the hill to see his master one last time. ""Yes My Lord? What is it?"" ""Peter! I...I....uhhh"" Jesus' head again lolls forward and his eyes close. Saddened, Peter marches back down the hill. He…

Peter is staring up at Jesus on the cross. Suddenly their eyes meet and Jesus calls out, ""Peter! Peter!"" Peter runs to the foot of the cross but he is beaten and forced back by the Roman guards. Once again he looks up when he hears his savior cry, ""Peter. Peter."" Jesus's voice is much weaker now and that spurs Peter up the hill to the foot of the cross where he is again beaten and forced back down the hill. ""Peter... Peter."" The voice is very weak now and in desperation Peter fights his wa…