The Bicycle A missionary was walking with the tribe chief in a remote part of Africa explaining to him the wonders of modern society. As they were walking, they see movements in the bushes near them. Fearing that it might be lions, the chief stood still while the curious missionary went to see what lies behind the bushes. To his amazement he sees a man and a woman going at it. He retreats and joins the chief. ""Lets go. It's just a guy riding a bicycle"" Having never seen a bicycle before, the chief excitedly went behind the bushes. After seeing for himself what the missionary had seen, he pulled out his spear and killed the man. ""Why did you do that?"" the missionary asked. to which the chief answered, ""He was riding my bicycle.""