Three men are captured by cannibals... Todd, Jim, and Barry are walking through the jungle when they are captured by cannibals. The leader of the cannibal tribe says to them: ""Walk into the jungle and pick 10 of a single fruit."" So, they all go out and do so. Todd and Jim come back at about the same time and the cannibal leader says to them ""Now, if you can fit all ten of the fruit in your ass without making a facial expression we will let you go free."" The Todd, who picked apples, squeezes one apple in and lets out a cry of pain. So the cannibals kill and eat him. Jim, who picked cherries begins to stuff them in his ass. He gets to 9 and the bursts into a fit of laughter. So the cannibals kill and eat him. Later, Todd and Jim meet up in heaven and discuss the event. And Todd says to Jim: ""You were so close to going free! What happened?"" Jim says: ""Well I was just about to squeeze the tenth one in, then I saw Barry walk through the jungle with pineapples...""