😄 Freudian Slip Two men are in conversation at a bar. ""Hey Dave, the funniest most awkward thing happ...

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Freudian Slip Two men are in conversation at a bar. ""Hey Dave, the funniest most awkward thing happened to me the other day.You know what a Freudian slip is?"" ""Yeah, go on"" ""Well I was at the travel agent and the girl at the desk had pretty large breasts and was wearing a low cut top so I couldn't help but stare. So I wanted to ask for two tickets to Pittsburgh but I accidentally asked for two tickets to Tittsburgh!"" ""Haha similar thing happened to me last night having dinner with my wife. I meant to say 'Could you pass the salt please love?' but instead I said 'BITCH YOU RUINED MY LIFE!!'""

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