Snickers Bar Jokes

My wife and I have been dieting together for a week so it'd probably be safer for me to come home smelling like perfume than a Snickers bar.

Freeze a regular Snickers bar for the satisfying CRUNCH of all your front teeth breaking at once.

So when I was an altar boy when I was a kid... ...and its not all that you'd think it would be. Contrary to popular belief, an aletrboy's true purpose is to put up with the priests shit, and to pick up the slack when he drops the ball. Anyway, one day I was sweeping the chapel floor when i heard somebody whisper my name. I looked around and saw the Father beaconing me toward the confessional. He had been listening to this one woman for an hour, and really, really, needed a bathroom break. He a…

An emotionally unstable man walks into a 7-11 He browses the candy section and decides to buy a Snickers bar. His total is $1.29. He pays with a $20 bill and tells the cashier to keep whatever is leftover.

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Snickers Bar? One wants you to put their chocolatey nutty goodness in your mouth, and the other is a child rapist.