Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? I washed my car today and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally, I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women believe that giving birth must be way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer and some heavy deductive think…

So when I was an altar boy when I was a kid... ...and its not all that you'd think it would be. Contrary to popular belief, an aletrboy's true purpose is to put up with the priests shit, and to pick up the slack when he drops the ball. Anyway, one day I was sweeping the chapel floor when i heard somebody whisper my name. I looked around and saw the Father beaconing me toward the confessional. He had been listening to this one woman for an hour, and really, really, needed a bathroom break. He a…

Benny the Bare Faced Viking Benny was your typical Viking.. Strong, tall, courageous, he was the ideal viking in every way, except for one.. See Benny couldn't grow a beard, for all his 30 winters on Earth, he still had just as smooth a face as the day he was born. This bothered Benny, because when he was out pillaging, nobody took him serious.. Who is scared of a baby faced warrior that looks like he's 16? The final straw for Benny just happened at the last raid his opponent laughed at him a…

I mowed the lawn today.... ....and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "nothing". The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions. Finally I pondered …