Hans Wolfgang A man, (lets call him Adam) is walking through his new city neighborhood looking for a dry-cleaners. He goes on to find one cleaners called ""Hals Wolfgang's Express Clean."" Curious, he walks in the building to find it almost empty, exept for the manager, a small, old, asian man. Adam walks up to the old man and starts a conversation. Adam: Are you the owner of this store? Man: Yes I am. Adam: So...you're Hans Wolfgang? Man: Yes, why? Adam: Nothing...it's just a very unusual name for an asian man. Man: Well, there's a story behind it. When I was comming into America a long, long time ago, they sorted us into one long line where we told our names. The man before me in that line, his name was Hans Wolfgang. After he left, I went up, and said..""Saim Ting""