Wolfgangs Jokes

Hans Wolfgang A man, (lets call him Adam) is walking through his new city neighborhood looking for a dry-cleaners. He goes on to find one cleaners called ""Hals Wolfgang's Express Clean."" Curious, he walks in the building to find it almost empty, exept for the manager, a small, old, asian man. Adam walks up to the old man and starts a conversation. Adam: Are you the owner of this store? Man: Yes I am. Adam: So...you're Hans Wolfgang? Man: Yes, why? Adam: Nothing...it's just a very unusual name …

A German baby was adopted by a wealthy couple He grew into a happy, healthy boy, except for one thing: he never spoke. After five years of silence, little Wolfgang's parents began to worry that he might have a disability. They took him to all the best pediatricians and speech therapists, but none could provide a solution. One night after dinner, Wolfgang was served his dessert. Suddenly he cried out, ""Mother! This strudel is a bit tepid!"" ""Wolfgang!"" his mother exclaimed, ""You can speak! Al…