Helpful Daughter Little Susie, a six year old , complained:""Mother, I've got a stomach ache."" ""That's because our stomach is empty"", the mother replied. ""You would feel better if you had something in it."" That afternoon her daddy came complaining that he had a severe headache all day. Susie perked up: "" That's because it's empty"", she said. ""You'd feel better if you had something in it.""