Little Susie came home from school one day and shouted ""Mom! Mom! I made $5 today!"" Her mother asked ""How did you do that, Little Susie?"" Little Susie said ""I was walking home from school when a man offered me $5 to climb a pole!"" Her mother was appalled and said ""Little Susie, don't do that! That man just wanted to get a look at your underwear!"" The next day, Little Susie came home from school and shouted ""Mom! Mom! I made $5 today!"" Her mother angrily said ""Little Susie! What did I …