Helpful Daughter Little Susie, a six year old , complained:""Mother, I've got a stomach ache."" ""That's because our stomach is empty"", the mother replied. ""You would feel better if you had something in it."" That afternoon her daddy came complaining that he had a severe headache all day. Susie perked up: "" That's because it's empty"", she said. ""You'd feel better if you had something in it.""

A kindergarten teacher asked her students what part of the body grew 10x its size when stimulated. All of the students stayed quiet until Little Susie stood up and said, ""I'm going to tell my mommy and daddy what you're teaching us!"" The teacher didn't answer her and asked the class again, ""What part of the body grows 10 times its size when stimulated?"" Little Susie began to turn red in the face and said, ""My parents are going to tell the principal and have you fired!"" Again, the teacher i…

A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers asked the students to learned one fact about Jesus by the following Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned. Susie said ""He was born in a manger."" Bobby said ""He threw the money changers out of the temple."" Little Johnny said ""He has a red pickup truck but he doesn't know how to drive it."" Curious the teacher asked ""And where did you learn that Johnny?"" ""From my Daddy"" said Johnny. ""Yesterday we were …

A catholic school teacher was teaching a lesson one morning and asked his students where Jesus was. "Yes Susie" he said as he called on Susie whose hand was raised. "He's in heaven!" She shouted with pride. He called on Steven who said "He was in his heart" The only boy left with his hand raised with had the most unusual answer "He's in my bathroom!" Everyone had a puzzled look on his/her face. "Yeah!" Said the boy.. "My father bangs on the door every morning saying 'Jesus Christ, ya still in t…