Ill have a pepsi please Four CEO's meet up at a bar. Its the CEO of Budweiser, CEO of Heineken, CEO of Carlsberg and CEO of Guinness. The CEO from Budweiser orders a Bud and says ""the best selling beer in america"" and enjoys a sip. The CEO of Heineken orders him a Heineken, says ""the best selling beer in Europe"" and takes a sip. The CEO of Carlsberg takes a bottle of Carlsberg, takes a sip and say ""probably the best beer in the world"". The CEO of Guinness askes the bartender if he can have…

A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe McDonald's actually does serve beer.) The local guy in the line behind him immediately gives him the jab: ""They don't serve BEER here you MORON!"" The German fellow felt pretty stupid but suddenly turns to the New Yorker with a surprised look and begins to chuckle. ""And what's so funny?!?"" the New Yorker demands. ""Oh nothing really I just realized that you came here for the food…

Usain Bolt wins a race in Europe [x-post from /r/meanjokes because it's not very offensive] and goes out after to celebrate. But he is refused service at the first pub he goes to. The barman shakes his head and says, "Sorry, we do not serve your type here." Bolt is not happy to hear this and orders his drink again. But the barman refuses to serve him, "Sorry, there`s a place five minutes down the road where you can get served though." Bolt then decides to use his fame to get served. "Do you…

Four CEOs meet up at a bar Its the CEO of Budweiser, CEO of Heineken, CEO of Carlsberg and CEO of Guinness. The CEO from Budweiser orders a Bud and says "the best selling beer in america" and enjoys a sip. The CEO of Heineken orders him a Heineken, says "the best selling beer in Europe" and takes a sip. The CEO of Carlsberg takes a bottle of Carlsberg, takes a sip and say "probably the best beer in the world". The CEO of Guinness askes the bartender if he can have pepsi, all the other CEO's spi…