The LoneRanger The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, ""Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"" The Lone Ranger replies, ""I see millions of stars."" ""What that tell you?"" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, ""Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells…

Randolph the Bow-Legged Cowboy You know George Armstrong Custer And Frank James and Zorro, Buffalo Billy, Red Ryder, and Tonto But do you recall The most famous cowboy of all? Randolph, the bow-legged cowboy Had a very shiny gun And if you ever saw it You would drop your pants and run All of the other cowboys Used to laugh and call him names They never let poor Randolph Join in any poker games Then one foggy Saturday night, The Sheriff came to say: ""Randolph, with your gun so bright, Won't you …

Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass. Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass. He says, ""How'd you get a cork in your ass?"" The other guy says, ""I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out. He said, 'I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant you one wish."" And I said, ""No shit.""

Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding across the plains When Tonto stops suddenly, climbs down, and puts his ear to the ground. Lone Ranger waits a few minutes, then asks Tonto, ""What is it?"" Tonto said, ""Buffalo come."" Lone Ranger asks, ""How can you tell?"" Tonto replied, ""Ear sticky.""