Desert After Jokes

The LoneRanger The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, ""Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"" The Lone Ranger replies, ""I see millions of stars."" ""What that tell you?"" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, ""Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells…

A screenwriter and a movie producer are stranded in the desert After roaming the desert for two days, the two men are on the verge of dying of thirst when they come across an oasis. They run over to spring in the center. The screenwriter drops to his knees at the edge of the water, but before he can start drinking the water, the producer starts peeing into it. The screenwriter, in horror, yells, ""What the hell are you doing?!?"" The producer replies ""Improving it.""

3 men are walking in a desert... After awhile they came upon a goat farm. Tired from their journey the men ask the farmer if they can rest there for the night. The farmer agrees but says there's only room for two of them in the house, the other will have to sleep in the barn. The men squabble a bit but soon 1 relents and agrees to stay in the barn. That night the two men meet the farmers daughters,one with beautiful eyes the other with beautiful hair. The men get close to the daughters and that …