Randolph the Bow-Legged Cowboy You know George Armstrong Custer And Frank James and Zorro, Buffalo Billy, Red Ryder, and Tonto But do you recall The most famous cowboy of all? Randolph, the bow-legged cowboy Had a very shiny gun And if you ever saw it You would drop your pants and run All of the other cowboys Used to laugh and call him names They never let poor Randolph Join in any poker games Then one foggy Saturday night, The Sheriff came to say: ""Randolph, with your gun so bright, Won't you …