THE LONGEST JOKE I KNOW! *before starting this id just like to let everyone know that one of my music teachers told me this joke 6 years ago and hopefully everyone has a good sense of humor* So theres this man named Juan and Juan has a wife and two kids. Juan makes his family follow three rules and three rules only. No drinking, no drugs and no cursing. Juan's family was been going by these rules for a long time and his family is completely perfect. So one day Juan is out in his garden and his neighbor stops him. He says "" Hey Juan, i noticed that your family's perfect, how is that?"". So Juan invites him over and explains the three rules. Within a week his neighbor's family is perfect and there both very happy. Over the next month people in the town notice these two perfect family's and start asking them how they do it. The three rules are spread around town and withing a month the entire town is perfect, and Juan is elected Mayor of the town. So you have this one perfect town surrounded by all of these non-perfect towns, so of course people in the other towns start asking questions as to why the towns so perfect. Well the word spreads and withing 4 months the entire state is perfect, and Juan is elected governor of the state. So you have this one perfect state surrounded by an entire country of non-perfect states. Of course everyone in the other states start asking questions about the perfect state and withing two years the entire country is perfect and Juan is elected as President. SO you have this one perfect country and OF COURSE all the other country's in the world start asking questions. Within 10 years the entire world is perfect and Juan is elected leader of the world. So things are going good for a few years but eventually people start to miss drinking ,drugs, and cursing. So a rebel group starts and one night while Juan was sleeping they capture him, bring him to his backyard and shoot him with a golf gun! *this is where someone says ""whats a golf gun?""* .....IDK BUT IT SURE PUT A HOLE IN JUAN *usually before telling this joke i ask people not to hit me when im done* please tell this to whomever you want....and remember...the longer you make it...the better it is