So a pirate walks into his favorite restaurant... ...and one of his friends comes up to him. His friend notices that he now has a peg leg, a hook, and an eye-patch, none of which he had before. The pirates friend approaches and says: ""Wow! You look different, where did you get that peg leg?' The pirate responds: ""Oh I was just at a battle at sea, when a cannonball from the enemy ship struck my leg, but the doctor put on the peg leg, now I'm fine. Then the friend asks: ""Well what about the hoo…

The Donut Joke There was once an unemployed donut named Bob. Luckily for him, a pirate ship sailed into the port that day. He went to the captain of the ship and said, ""Can I work on your ship?"" The captain said ""No."" The donut went home all sad and depressed. The next day, he went back to the captain. ""Can I work on your ship?"" ""No!"" The donut again sulked all the way back home. Then he had a brilliant idea. He'd ask the captain again. The next day, he went back to the ship docked at th…

The Loop Of Bricks How do you get 500 bricks out of a plane? -Open the door and throw them all out! What three steps do you take to fit an Elephant in a fridge? -Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge! What four steps do you take to fit a Giraffe in a fridge? -Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge! The lion was holding a birthday party, and all the animals arrived but one. Which one? -The giraffe, it was still in the fridge! Sarah needs to cross a river infested by hun…

A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel has died of thirst. He's crawling through the sands certain that he has breathed his last when all of a sudden he sees a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object pulls it out of the sand and discovers what looks to be an ash tray from an old car. He opens it and out pops a genie.... But this is no ordinary genie. He is wearing a polka dot bow tie and a plaid sport coat. The…