Viva la A Frenchman, a Mexican, and a Texan are sitting on a bridge drinking their drinks of choice. Suddenly the Frenchman throws his bottle of wine into the air and shoots it yelling, ""viva la France!"" The Mexican follows his example and throws his bottle of Tequila up and shoots it yelling, ""viva la Mexico"" the Texan looks at the other two then looks at his bottle on Tennessee whiskey and sets is down on the bridge. The Texan then grabs the Mexican and throws him of the bridge and shoots …

FAA study of black boxes found in domestic US, fatal, small airplane crashes shows 98% say ""may day"" remaining 2% are pilots from Tennessee who say, ""hey good buddy, hold my beer and watch this""

So, Alex had two parrots named Bob and Jim. Alex was an older gentlemen, retired and fairly religious with lots of time on his hands. He figured it'd be fun to pass his time teaching the parrots to pray the rosary. Alex went to his church, got a two small sets of rosary beads, gave them to Bob and Jim and got to work. After months of patience and no small amount of personal spiritual meditation, Bob and Jim could work the beads and recite all the prayers of the rosary. Now, Alex wasn't *that* re…

Two Tennessee rednecks are sitting at a bar. Two Tennessee rednecks