My favorite Jesus joke Jesus had just been crucified and a crowd was gathering near the cross. Among the crowd was Peter, silently praying. Suddenly Peter heard someone whisper ""Hey, Peter"". Confused, Peter looked around to see who was talking. He didn't see anyone who would be talking to him so he went back to praying. Again he heard the whisper, ""Hey, Peter!"" He looked up at the cross and saw it was Jesus talking. Then he hears ""Peter! Come here!"" As Peter starts walking to the cross people began to throw rocks at him because they didn't want him trying to take Jesus down. One rock catches him in the head and he falls to the ground bleeding. Yet still he hears ""Peter get up here"". So he starts crawling to to the foot of the cross. When he reaches the cross he gets on his knees, looks up at Jesus and asks ""Yes Lord? What is it you ask of me in your time of need?"" Jesus looks down on his disciple and says ""Did you know I can see your house from here?""