My favorite Jesus joke Jesus had just been crucified and a crowd was gathering near the cross. Among the crowd was Peter, silently praying. Suddenly Peter heard someone whisper ""Hey, Peter"". Confused, Peter looked around to see who was talking. He didn't see anyone who would be talking to him so he went back to praying. Again he heard the whisper, ""Hey, Peter!"" He looked up at the cross and saw it was Jesus talking. Then he hears ""Peter! Come here!"" As Peter starts walking to the cross peo…