A man died and went to heaven... ...As he stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, ""What are all these clocks doing here?"". St. Peter answered, ""This is the wall of Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth possesses a lie clock, and every time you lie, the hand on the clock moves."" ""Oh"" said the man, ""Whose clock is that?"" ""That's Mother Theresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie"". ""Incredible"" said th…

Clocks A man does and goes to heaven, as he aproaches the pearly gates he sees St. Peter and a wall behind him. ""St Peter, mind my questioning, but why are there clocks?"" St Peter smiled and motioned for the man to follow him. As they got to the end of the wall they saw two labeled ""Mother Teresa"" and ""Abraham Lincoln"". ""These display how many times each of these people have lied. As you can see, it is still midnight on Mother Theresa's clock. She has never lied. Its also 12:02 on Abraham…

A man dies and goes to heaven.. As he stood in front of st. Peter at the pearly gates he noticed a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asks ""what are those clocks for?"" St.peter replied ""those are lie clocks everyone on earth has one, every time you tell a lie the minute hand moves."" ""Oh"" said the man ""who's clock is that?"" ""That's mother Teresas, the hands have never moved."" ""Incredible"" said the man, ""And that's Abraham Lincolns, his has only moved twice."" ""Where's Obama's?"" Ask…

Obama tells the truth A man dies and is at the pearly gates waiting to get into heaven. He notices all these clocks hanging at the entrance and asks what they are doing there. The man at the gate says: ""those are lie clocks. For each lie the clock takes one minute off of your life and it also has a counter for days for the bad liars. See that one the one with a zero for the days and its still at midnight? That is mother Theresa's she has never lied and there is George Washington's only 3 lies""…