Moses and Jesus decide to play golf. First hole is a par 4, fairly straight but there's a pond that stretches from the front of the tee to a spot about 200 yards down the fairway. Jesus pulls a 4-iron out of his bag and steps up to the tee. Moses can't believe it. ""A 4-iron? Are you nuts? You can't clear the water with that!"" Jesus waves him off ""Chill. Arnold Palmer has done it a hundred times."" He tees off and the ball goes 175 yards; right into the pond. Moses sighs, parts the water, and …

In memory of Arnold Palmer, I wore my golf underwear today... ...the one's with 18 holes. (Too soon?)

Arnold Palmer (RIP) joke Jesus and Moses are playing a round of golf. They come to a tee where the hole is on an island. Moses says, ""You gonna use a wood?"" Jesus says,"" No, Arnold Palmer would use a 9 iron."" Jesus does so, and his ball goes in the water. So he starts walking across the water to get his ball. Another group comes up and asks Moses, ""Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?"" ""No, says Moses, ""He thinks he's Arnold Palmer""

Jesus and Saint Peter are playing a round of golf... They approach a par four that bends left around a small pond then straight to the green. Saint Peter decides to play it safe and hit to the turn then layup to the green. Jesus then tees up and looks left over the pond toward the green. JC:""What do you think Peter? Think I can make it to the green in one over the pond""? SP: lol Mac:""Well what would Arnold Palmer do?"" SP: ""Well, Arnold Palmer would make it on in one with his 7 iron from her…