A Little Old Lady.... .....walks into Bank of America and asks to open a savings account. The new accounts receptionist first thinks this is strange, probably because everyone is leaving them for credit unions now. At any rate, the accounts person asks her how much she wanted to deposit to open the account, and the little old lady replies, ""Three million dollars."" The accounts person is startled, and says, ""In what form?"" and the little old lady says, ""Cash. I've got it right here in this b…

The Problem With Corporate America A Japanese company and a North American company decided to have a canoe race on the St. Lawrence River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race. On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile. The North Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat. A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action. Their conclusi…

Help me create this new joke. So I had an idea for a funny, slightly racist joke but I'm having a hard time putting it all together. The joke revolves around the fact that ""Dah-Rah Beer"" sounds like ""Dollar Bill"" in a comically racist stereotypical Asian accent. So I was thinking of something along the lines of a long setup involving a story about the rise and fall of the Dah-Rah brewing company in an Asian/Oriental country and the punch line involving an Asian person trying to order a Dah-R…

Apple Salesman A man has just moved from Japan to America and doesn't speak a word of English. He accepts a job as an apple salesman only because his boss is Japanese - American and speaks both English and Japanese. It's his first day on the job and he has his first customer, the customer asks ""How much are these apples?"" Not knowing what to say, he goes to his boss and asks what to say. His boss tells him to say ""Fifty cents! Fifty cents!"" So he returns to the customer and responds ""Fifty …