The Commonwealth is like a family party... There's the UK, the old Grandma sat down in her chair the whole time, letting her children get on with their lives, no matter how bad it gets. Some adore her, but some don't like what she did when they were young. Then there's Australia, the drunk Uncle in a Hawaiian shirt, but everyone respects him really. Canada's there as well, the smartly dressed man who has never done anything wrong, most people joke about him, but respects him. There's India as well, the younger son who had 10 kids before he was 30. There's all the other family members as well, most of which are scraping by. Then there's *America*, sat in the car park with a bottle of whiskey, high on meth. He isn't allowed in after he had a fight with his parents and left to live by himself when he was 13. He was doing fine at first, but now he's lost all his money and respect. Now he's the laughing stock of the family.