A horse walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bank. A horse drives a car. Welcome to horse country. There's shit everywhere please help us.

The Tortured Life of a Tractor Enthusiast (Very Shaggy Dog Joke!) So there was this guy Dave, and Dave had always loved tractors despite being a city boy. Ever since he had been 5 years old he had wanted to own one in particular, a massive green John Deere with yellow wheels. For his tenth birthday his parents brought him a poster of this tractor and Dave worshipped it. He had this poster above his bed and would gaze at it for hours before he went to sleep. As soon as he was old enough Dave drop…

So a Jim walks into a bar... ...and the only other person in the bar (other than the barkeeper) is one guy. This guy had already had way too many, and was fighting to keep his balance on the bar stool. Soon after, the drunk falls off of his chair. The drunk then tried to climb up back on to the bar stool, but to no avail. After watching the drunk man try to climb back up onto his bar stool for a while, Jim takes pity on him and walks over to help him out. ""Are you okay there man?"" Jim asks the…

The Speeding Ticket A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door. ""Is there a problem Officer?"" The policeman says, ""Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your license please?"" The driver responds, ""I'd give it to you but I don't have one."" ""You don't have one?"" The man responds, ""I lost it four times for drunk driving."" The policeman is shocked. ""I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?"" ""I'm sorry, I can't do that."" The policema…