Can I get a loan? This one's my absolute favorite because it's so true (I know cause I'm Iranian): An Iranian man walks into a bank New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the Iranian hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce, which costs quarter of a million dollars. ""The car is parked on the street in front of the bank,"" says th…

(Reverse?) Blonde Joke... So a blonde walks into a bank... So, a blonde woman goes into a bank in Downtown Manhattan, and says to the bank manager, ""I would like a $5000 loan please."" The bank manager says, ""that won't be a problem miss, but you will have to give us some collateral."" The blonde women smiles, pulls her car keys out of her purse, and hands them to the bank Manager. Then she says, ""I can offer you my car, it is 2015 Rolls Royce Phantom."" The bank manager looks incredulously a…

So a black guy walks into a bank All dressed in black and says ""I'm looking for a job!"" The bank manager says, ""Well, you're in luck! We have a position opening tomorrow that pays $48,000 a year and has access to a free car!"" The black guy says ""You're joking."" The bank manager says ""Well, you started it!"" EDIT: Just for clarification, I heard this joke listening to XM on Sunday and thought it was funny, so I would share. I know it's not a politically correct joke. But it's just a joke. …

A Man Goes to the Bank A man goes to the nearby city in his Rolls-Royce for some business he had to attend. When he arrives, he goes to the bank, parks his car an walks into the bank. He says to the teller, "I immediately need a loan of $5000." The teller replies,"I'm sorry sir, but we cannot give you the money like that, you will need to provide something for us to keep so we ensure that we can give you the money and that we get it back." The man then points to his Rolls-Royce outside and sa…