😄 Civil war To all of the Hillary supporters who are unhappy with the election and would like to start...

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Civil war To all of the Hillary supporters who are unhappy with the election and would like to start a civil war, just remember, you are on the side that doesn't want any guns.

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Be sure to take the time to honor a soldier today by punching a politician in the face.

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