A guy is shopping, and approaches the clerk... ..""Excuse me, where is the Polish sausage?"" ""Oh,"" says the clerk, ""Are you Polish?"" ""Whaat?"" says the guy, indignantly.""Are you serious? If I asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? If I asked for bagels, would you assume I was Jewish? Jeez!"" ""No, I certainly would not. "" said the clerk. ""Then why'd you ask if I was Polish?"" ""Because, Sir,"" says the clerk, ""This is Home Depot.""