😄 Gambling in Vegas My friend came back from Las Vegas once. He told me the slot machines are easy to ...

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Gambling in Vegas My friend came back from Las Vegas once. He told me the slot machines are easy to win big at. He went to town in a $20,000 Nissan, left in a $360,000 Porsche. I thought ""nice, I'm going to get in on that."" So I left for Vegas in my $30,000 Toyota. Came back in a $800,000 vehicle. A Greyhound bus.

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