A blonde is driving her car down a desert road in Nevada to meet up with her family. The heat starts to get to her and so she turns on the AC, and changes the channel on the radio so that she maybe distracted from a long winded journey. As she looks back up onto the windshield a cat lays in the middle of the road and she swerves to avoid it. The car flips and is wrecked. The doors fall of the hinges, the hood exposes the engine, and the tires have all blown out. However, the blonde is unharmed. …

The Dead Rabbit A while back I was driving across the countryside on my home. I saw a sudden flash of brown from the side of the road and felt something hit the car. I pulled over and saw I had hit rabbit. It's little whiskers were twitching, and I could tell he wasn't going to make it. I was trying to think how to put it out of it's misery when another car pulled behind me and a blonde walked out. I explained what happened and she started sobbing. I felt awful, but suddenly she looked up and sa…

A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she would like to go in the backseat. ""No!"" yells the blonde. Things get even hotter, and the guy asks again. ""For the last time, no!"" says the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asks, ""Well, why the hell not?"" The blonde says, ""Because I wanna stay up here with you!""

This is the story of a blonde.... who's flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day on his microphone: ""May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"" She hears a voice over the radio saying: ""This is Air Traffic Control and I hear you loud and clear. I've already had experience with this kind of problem. I will talk you through this a…