There was a man named Benny. Benny was a very kind man, but he could not find a wife because he was very ugly. One day, he was walking on the beach alone, depressed, when he saw an urn lying on the ground. He picked it up and a genie appeared. ""Congratulations, you have found the magic genie of the urn!"" The genie said. ""You may have one wish."" Benny was very excited and he said, ""I want a long beard to attract all the women and find a wife."" The genie replied, ""I can do that, but you must promise that you will never cut off your beard."" Benny agreed, and the genie made a waist-length beard appear on him. He was very pleased and he thanked the genie, then went on his way. Years later, all the women were in love with Benny, and he found a beautiful woman and fell in love with her. However, the woman hated beards because they were too fuzzy and insisted that she would not marry Benny until he cut off his beard. Benny reluctantly agreed, ignoring the genie's warning. As soon as the razor touched his beard, Benny was magically transported into an urn, where he saw the genie. ""Where am I?!"" Benny asked. ""As a punishment for ignoring my warning, you shall be trapped in this urn forever!"" The genie said. From that day on, Benny taught all Bennys in the world an important lesson: A Benny shaved is a Benny urned.