An angry man makes pots for a living. He works all day in his pottery making pots. When he leaves, he slams the door and grumbles home. At home he demands his dinner, and then reads the paper. Every night his loving wife nags him that his temper will get him in trouble. Sure enough one day on his way home he bumps into a witch and they both fall down. Since he was already angry, he boils over and chews her out. Naturally the witch reacts to this by turning the poor man into a frog. He hops home …

Sorry wait for 9 months A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see what he went through each day, so he prayed :- ""Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours of hard work, while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade in our bodies"". God, in His infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for…

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: 'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. ' God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman... He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, Awakened the kids, Set o…

The Birds and The Bees A teacher was giving her six-year-olds class their first lesson about the birds and the bees. ""When you grow up, you will get married and after about a year, a bird called a stork will fly in through the window and deliver a baby."" A hand goes up at the back of the class. ""Yes, Little Johnny?"" the teacher asks. ""Are you sure you're right about the stork Miss?"" ""Yes Little Johnny, why do you ask?"" ""Well, my sister's got a baby and SHE TELLS ME, she got hers from a …