Lawyer fails When Harriet had been declared missing, Jeffrey Pritchett knew things had gotten far out of hand. ""Did she find out about him and Angela? Where was she? What had she done?"" thought Jeff, when the police arrived. Unable to provide any satisfactory replies to them, he became the primary suspect and spent the night in jail. The next morning, in court, matters were made worse when witness after witness came to the stand testifying to all sorts of horrible threats that the accused made…

Tom went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. ""You'll get your chance in court."" said the Desk Sergeant. ""No, no no!"" said Tom. ""I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!""

Cop teaches man a lesson So a cop is monitoring a stop sign and pedestrian crossing. A guy pulls up to the stop sign, slows down and little a proceeds thru. The cop pulls him over an explains that he did not stop at the sign. The explains that he is a lawyer and that since he slowed down that is close enough. The cop pulls out his night stick and starts to beat the man and says ""So, well, would you like me to slow down or stop""

A wife was running late... ...to a party and her husband needed peaches to bake a pie for the party. In a rush she shoplifted a can of peaches and was apprehended by the police. During her court hearing the judge said that she will serve the same amount of days in jail as the amount of peaches in the can she stole. Satisfied with the decision the wife was thankful it wasn't anything more than a week. Before the judge strikes the gavel, out of nowhere the husband yells out ""She also stole a can …