😄 I went to a Halloween party dressed as a chicken, and hooked up with a girl dressed as an egg. Thing...

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I went to a Halloween party dressed as a chicken, and hooked up with a girl dressed as an egg. Things happened but in the end, we answered a life-long question... The chicken came first.

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