Can't believe it's the Chinese New Year. I'm still writing Rabbit on all of my checks.

"Oh great. Another puppy." - Sarah McLachlan's friends at Christmas

Its thanksgiving, and I am thankful for my dog, my boobies, and my life. Happy thanksgiving to you and your boobies.

want a brand new identity when you go back to school? why not change your name to 'Bird Christmas' or 'Crisp Terdass'