Can't believe it's the Chinese New Year. I'm still writing Rabbit on all of my checks.#Animals#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How early do I need to start thawing the cat for Thanksgiving?#Animals#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"Oh great. Another puppy." - Sarah McLachlan's friends at Christmas#Animals#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Its thanksgiving, and I am thankful for my dog, my boobies, and my life. Happy thanksgiving to you and your boobies.#Animals#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
want a brand new identity when you go back to school? why not change your name to 'Bird Christmas' or 'Crisp Terdass'#Animals#School#Holiday#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp