How early do I need to start thawing the cat for Thanksgiving?

My nephew told me all he wants for Christmas is his dead dog back. Can't WAIT to see his face when I wrap it up and stick it under the tree.

Can't believe it's the Chinese New Year. I'm still writing Rabbit on all of my checks.

I'm not saying he ate the candy canes off the bottom of the Christmas tree I'm just saying my dog's breath was minty fresh this morning.