""I'm just fine"" A farmer is walking down a country road with his horse and dog on his way home from the fields. A truck hits them, the farmer is injured while the horse and dog are killed in the accident. Later, the farmer takes the driver to court to sue for damages, while giving his statement the truck driver's lawyer asks him, ""Didn't you tell my client that you weren't injured? Didn't you tell him 'I'm just fine'?"" The farmer says, ""Well, what happened was..."". The lawyer interrupts him, ""Yes or no, sir. Did you or did you not say, 'I'm just fine'?"" The farmer answers, ""Well, yes but.."". The lawyer is about to interrupt again, but the judge allows the farmer to complete his answer. ""What happened was,"" the farmer continues, ""after the crash I saw the driver get out of his truck to look at the damage, he saw my dog on the ground yelping and in pain. He went back to his truck, got his gun and shot my dog. Then he saw my horse, its legs all broken and mangled, so he shot my horse. Then he looked at me and said, 'Are you all right?'""