In a car crash a dog would rescue you. However a cat would pour liquor over your face and testify against you in court.

A farmer named Paddy had a . . . A farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company. In court, the Eversweet Company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning Paddy. 'Didn't you say to the police at the scene of the accident that you were fine?' asked the solicitor. Paddy responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I'd just loaded my fav'rit cow, Bessie, into da... ' 'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did…

""I'm just fine"" A farmer is walking down a country road with his horse and dog on his way home from the fields. A truck hits them, the farmer is injured while the horse and dog are killed in the accident. Later, the farmer takes the driver to court to sue for damages, while giving his statement the truck driver's lawyer asks him, ""Didn't you tell my client that you weren't injured? Didn't you tell him 'I'm just fine'?"" The farmer says, ""Well, what happened was..."". The lawyer interrupts hi…

Police behavior explained Welcome rookie! Along with obtaining your equipment and finding your patrol route and meeting your partner there is one very important system which you should read up on if you are going to become a respected member of the police society! We have issued a grading system within our ranks so we know who to promote and who to hold back and who to fire. Do you want to be a productive member of the police force? Of course you do! To assist in this endeavor we have created a …