In 1940 Russia, a poor man with no car was late to his daughter's wedding. He hitchhiked there with an unexpected guest who drove very slowly. What did he tell his daughter? ""Sorry I'm late. My ride was Stalin.""

Trying to buy things in Soviet Russia. (not my own creation, just ran into them and I think they should be told a lot) There was this old grandfather in Moscow who was a little confused. His neighbors knew that, so when they saw him standing outside his door with an empty shopping bag, they tried to help: ""Grandpa, what are you doing?"" ""Ah, sorry, I forgot. Do you know if I'm going out shopping or have I already returned?"" They could tell him that he wasn't away yet, so he went to see if the…

Stalin's driver asks him for a raise One day; while walking to his car - comrade Krushchev comes upon his driver, eating grass. "What are you doing?" "Don't you have any food to eat?" "I pay you a monthly salary!" The driver responds; "Comrade Krushchev, i can barely feed my family with that money. Please! I'm begging you, can i have a promotion?" Comrade Krushchev obliges. Later in the evening; Stalin's driver sees Krushchev's driver buying drinks for everyone at the local bar. After hea…

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