A man is plotting to kill his wife He hears about a hitman named Artie who will kill people for cheap. He decides to call this hitman and explain the situation. ""My wife is cheating on me and I want her dead. Kill her boyfriend if he's there too."" They meet up for the pay. Artie says ""Alright, I will do 1 dollar a person, so 2 dollars."" ""Whoa whoa, hold up a moment!"" The man says. ""What if her boyfriend isn't there?"" Artie thinks or a minute and says ""Alright, pay 1 dollar right now. If her boyfriend is there, I will kill him and we can meet up so I can get my second dollar."" The man thinks this is a fair deal and pays the 1 dollar. Artie tracks down the wife and finds her in the produce section of Costco with her boyfriend. Artie knocks them both out and strangles them both, but an off-duty cop sees him trying to escape. The cop tackles Artie and cuffs him. Artie is soon after arrested. The next day, the man is wondering why Artie won't pick up the phone to see if his wife is dead so he turns on the news to see... ""Artie chokes 2 for 1 dollar at Costco""