Obama, Clinton, and Trump are on a plane... .... Obama says, i can drop 1 $1,000 bill and make someone really happy! OK, Clinton says... I can drop 10 $100 bills and make 10 people really happy. I got you, Trump says... I can drop 100 $10 bills and make 100 people happy! The pilot pops his head around the corner and says ""I can drop one plane and make a 155 million people happy"".

Bush, Trump, Sanders and Clinton are all on a plane and the pilot is Biden. Suddenly Biden has a heart attack and the plane is losing altitude. Their only option is to evacuate, but there are only three parachutes. Bush yells, ""I'm Jeb Bush! I havent bomb Iraq yet! I cant let my bro and dad laugh at me!"" He took the first parachute and jumped. Trump runs screaming, ""I havent dated my daughter and watch her playboy debut, I cant die here!"" He grabbed the second parachute and jumped. Clinton p…

Obama, Biden, and Clinton sit in a plane.. Obama looks out the window and says to the other two, ""Ive been thinking. I wish I could do more to help these people; they deserve so much!"" He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a $100 bill. He says, ""If I drop this out the window, I can make somebody really happy!"" Biden clears his throat and says, ""Excuse me Mr. President, but I can do you one better."" He pulls out ten $10 bills and continues, ""I can drop ten of these out the window and ma…

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a ""tragedy"". One little boy stands up and offers ""If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him that would be a tragedy."" ""No"" Clinton says ""That would be an ACCIDENT."" A girl raises her hand. ""If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy."" ""I'm afraid not"" …